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Funny I was thinking the same thing
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POF is where you go for hookups. Not really meant for dating.
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tell that to half the chicks on there that have a mile long list of requirements in order to contact them.
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ahah I have a date with a POF chick tonight! lmao
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Ok so I went out yesterday with this girl It went pretty good! She is 28 and I am 21 ahaha so yeah big age difference but hey what can I say I like older girls.
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I like Ok Cupid
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I was exchanging emails with my buddy after the encounter with the wildebeest. This pretty much sums it up.
![]() I call her when I'm out front. I see a sexy looking girl with a mini skirt, high heels, and an umbrella walking towards my car. I consider pulling out my phone for some footage but it wasn't possible. She gets in, legs look thicker than expected, face is round, fat under chin. Houston, we have a heffer. LMFAO. I stumble my words, still trying to grasp the fact shes a heffer. I tell her we are going to Gordon Biersch. She won't stop staring at me which makes me uncomfortable, I almost miss the exit because I really am not thinking about anything, just driving LMAO. We get there and we stare at the menus for a while, the staring continues. I'm trying to be an optimist and think If I drink enough everything will be Ok. I order an IPA, she gets red wine. No appetizer. WIN. Our food arrives, conversation seems easier for me. I tell her about the bloody sweatshirt story and about the hooters fight. I LOVE telling that story. I pay the bill, 33 bucks not bad. Chalk that up as a loss for the unexpected heff. I make her decide on where we are going. We go to a bar in point loma, I order my second IPA. She squawks and tells me stupid stores about her star bucks addicted ***** mother, who has been married 3 times. Yawn. She accused me of being shy, so I offer the suggestion that I just don't feel like talking to her. I accuse her of being insecure when the conversation goes silent. She got slightly offended, liking me that much more. I drive her back to her place, and park in the front parking area, the exact area I showed you in that screen shot image, I was not in a parking spot. She says thanks, and she goes to hug me. At this point I'm not going for a kiss, I know I'm going to **** her on the next date so theres not point to kiss. AFter the hug she pulls back and starts making out with me. LMFAO!!! Such a dumpsta, I get into it. and rub her down. I can tell shes trying to get to my side so I eventualy grab her thigh and pull it towards me. She gets on top of me, blows the horn, the hits the gas peddle, making the engine rev up pretty high. I hit the auto recline and we go down. At this point I'm thinking we are def gonna **** so I'm pretty stoked, I'm rubbin the puss and suckin on the fat ass *******. After a few minutes she snaps up and says "k now we have to be good". She steps out of the car and I speed off. |
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tl;dr: met up with girl who I met of POF, she looked heavy than she did in her pictures, kinda a let down, plan on waxing tonight.
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I met my current girl on POF. We've been together for almost a year now.
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I like this thread.
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So what's the catch?
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I went on a date the other day from eharmony. She shows up about 30lbs heavier than expected... and I don't recall how this even came up but she didn't know who Ronald Reagan was. Depressing when in the first 1 second of the date there won't be a second one.
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