The Online Dating (POF) Diaries

Originally Posted by Keno

They most likely will, unless you can pull off teh jokes. I've gotten away with saying some rude things and then playing it off like I didn't exactly know it meant "that." I mean, as long as u don't say sh1t like that as an opener, you're good, lol.

I'm definitely going to use that as an opener sometime, I speak ZERO Spanish... so should it just be "Hola sucia?"

Originally Posted by TOMMY G

Is that cash sticking out of the bottom of the bra???? Tell us the truth....you know you met her at "The Bing"

I think it's the price tag, from what I could tell, she was trying on a bathing suit.

"The Bing" would definitely make for a better story though!

Originally Posted by hayabusa55

I didn't ask. We might have talked about her and whether she's changed since the last time I saw her (she put on some weight actually) and sizes of different assets, when... *ding* pic comes in. She didn't have to be asked, she wanted an excuse to send them. Neither of us was drunk. I think.

Chicks LOVE to show off. All women have a little ***** in them.

Subscribed to this thread.

Originally Posted by bmwhype

couldn't hear the commentary over the sound of her fat

Originally Posted by suburbanme

couldn't hear the commentary over the sound of her fat

Funny I was thinking the same thing all I heard was blubber blubber blubber womp womp blubbler blubbler

POF is where you go for hookups. Not really meant for dating.

Originally Posted by Penguin Koolaid

POF is where you go for hookups. Not really meant for dating.

tell that to half the chicks on there that have a mile long list of requirements in order to contact them.

Originally Posted by deadpass

tell that to half the chicks on there that have a mile long list of requirements in order to contact them.

I've never heard of a woman wanting more than she actually deserved. Never.

ahah I have a date with a POF chick tonight! lmao

Originally Posted by Crespo5190

ahah I have a date with a POF chick tonight! lmao

Pics and post date report.

Ok so I went out yesterday with this girl It went pretty good! She is 28 and I am 21 ahaha so yeah big age difference but hey what can I say I like older girls. Went bowling then went to bar drank a couple pitchers and then she took me to another bar and bought me drinks so she pretty much got me pretty buzzed ahaha next date next week. Boom Boom.

I like Ok Cupid

I was exchanging emails with my buddy after the encounter with the wildebeest. This pretty much sums it up.


I call her when I'm out front. I see a sexy looking girl with a mini
skirt, high heels, and an umbrella walking towards my car. I consider
pulling out my phone for some footage but it wasn't possible. She gets in,
legs look thicker than expected, face is round, fat under chin. Houston,
we have a heffer. LMFAO. I stumble my words, still trying to grasp the
fact shes a heffer. I tell her we are going to Gordon Biersch. She won't
stop staring at me which makes me uncomfortable, I almost miss the exit
because I really am not thinking about anything, just driving LMAO. We get
there and we stare at the menus for a while, the staring continues. I'm
trying to be an optimist and think If I drink enough everything will be
Ok. I order an IPA, she gets red wine. No appetizer. WIN. Our food
arrives, conversation seems easier for me. I tell her about the bloody
sweatshirt story and about the hooters fight. I LOVE telling that story. I
pay the bill, 33 bucks not bad. Chalk that up as a loss for the unexpected
heff. I make her decide on where we are going. We go to a bar in point
loma, I order my second IPA. She squawks and tells me stupid stores about
her star bucks addicted ***** mother, who has been married 3 times. Yawn.
She accused me of being shy, so I offer the suggestion that I just don't
feel like talking to her. I accuse her of being insecure when the
conversation goes silent. She got slightly offended, liking me that much
more. I drive her back to her place, and park in the front parking area,
the exact area I showed you in that screen shot image, I was not in a
parking spot. She says thanks, and she goes to hug me. At this point I'm
not going for a kiss, I know I'm going to **** her on the next date so
theres not point to kiss. AFter the hug she pulls back and starts making
out with me. LMFAO!!! Such a dumpsta, I get into it. and rub her down. I
can tell shes trying to get to my side so I eventualy grab her thigh and
pull it towards me. She gets on top of me, blows the horn, the hits the
gas peddle, making the engine rev up pretty high. I hit the auto recline
and we go down. At this point I'm thinking we are def gonna **** so I'm
pretty stoked, I'm rubbin the puss and suckin on the fat ass *******.
After a few minutes she snaps up and says "k now we have to be good". She
steps out of the car and I speed off.

tl;dr: met up with girl who I met of POF, she looked heavy than she did in her pictures, kinda a let down, plan on waxing tonight.

I met my current girl on POF. We've been together for almost a year now.

I like this thread.

Originally Posted by blown330ci

I met my current girl on POF. We've been together for almost a year now.

So what's the catch?

I went on a date the other day from eharmony. She shows up about 30lbs heavier than expected... and I don't recall how this even came up but she didn't know who Ronald Reagan was. Depressing when in the first 1 second of the date there won't be a second one.