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Old 10-18-2019, 12:21 PM   #121
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My 11 year old daughter just got her orange belt in taekwondo, at what point do I have to register her as a lethal weapon???
You too late! Registration is required before orange, be ready for a no knock warrant style legal house invasion by the boys in blue... you criminal...
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Old 10-18-2019, 12:26 PM   #122
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Also what kind of creepy old man has an 11 year old daughter? Um pedophile much? Geez no wonder she wants an orange belt


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Old 10-18-2019, 12:57 PM   #123
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Also what kind of creepy old man has an 11 year old daughter? Um pedophile much? Geez no wonder she wants an orange belt


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Old 10-18-2019, 12:57 PM   #124
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How old do you think I am????
based on your posts 16?
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Old 10-18-2019, 01:02 PM   #125
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based on your posts 16?
Spot on.

Based on your posts I would think you are 19 tops.
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Old 10-18-2019, 01:25 PM   #126
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How old do you think I am????
I'm assuming you lost your virginity around 35 so the youngest you could be is 46!
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Old 10-18-2019, 01:38 PM   #127
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I'm assuming you lost your virginity around 35 so the youngest you could be is 46!
Oh snap, she's actually my step daughter and I'm still a virgin, waiting until I am at least 40 to lose it, I hear they make a movie about you if you wait until 40
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Old 10-18-2019, 02:06 PM   #128
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Oh snap, she's actually my step daughter and I'm still a virgin, waiting until I am at least 40 to lose it, I hear they make a movie about you if you wait until 40
What's it like being a wizard?
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Old 10-18-2019, 02:37 PM   #129
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Had to google that one, but its cool, I have unlimited access to Hogwarts.
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Old 10-18-2019, 06:19 PM   #130
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A virgin with an STD? I hope them Hogwarts are curable...
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