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Old 07-31-2018, 09:24 AM   #1
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My childfree status is (almost) official.

Friday, I joined the ranks of the millions of men who got the snip. I was surprised at how quickly it went by. From the moment I walked into the lobby to the time I hobbled out to the car, it was right around one hour. I then had the luxury of sitting on my ass all weekend, taking pain meds and playing video games. Just for good measure, I took the day off work yesterday. All that's left is to submit two tests to verify I'm in the clear, then it will be completely official.

I'M NOT HAVING KIDS.

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Old 07-31-2018, 09:29 AM   #2
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Old 07-31-2018, 09:35 AM   #3
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Make sure you actually follow through to verify you're shooting blanks. Some guys get lazy and just assume they are good, then have another kiddo. I've known a few, lol.

I had a few swimmers upon my first follow up, so I'm glad I checked and got the all clear afterward. Just had to crank out some extra rounds, so to speak.
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Make sure you actually follow through to verify you're shooting blanks. Some guys get lazy and just assume they are good, then have another kiddo. I've known a few, lol.

I had a few swimmers upon my first follow up, so I'm glad I checked and got the all clear afterward. Just had to crank out some extra rounds, so to speak.
A close friend of mine is a urologist here in town...I told him that if we get pregnant after the procedure the kid is his to raise
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Old 07-31-2018, 09:52 AM   #7
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I'll be getting mine done in the next couple of months. I'll be glad to be done!
When they say, "Go buy a jockstrap," LISTEN TO THEM. I figured some snug underwear would do the trick, but **** no. It's like night and day difference when it comes to any soreness. The minute I put one on, I could walk with almost no twinge.

And be prepared... it'll feel like you got kicked in the nuts once the lidocaine wears off.

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I should have done this when I turned 18. Oh well... better late than never, I guess!

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Make sure you actually follow through to verify you're shooting blanks. Some guys get lazy and just assume they are good, then have another kiddo. I've known a few, lol.

I had a few swimmers upon my first follow up, so I'm glad I checked and got the all clear afterward. Just had to crank out some extra rounds, so to speak.
I plan to follow through as requested. Once at eight weeks and once at three months. Said three months can't get here fast enough!

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Your close friend is going to touch your scrotum. And you're going to be happy about it.

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I thought they were already in your wife's purse.

Congrats (I think). Is there a Hallmark card for that?

At least now you don't have to worry about being the father and an uncle to a child.
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I thought they were already in your wife's purse.

Congrats (I think). Is there a Hallmark card for that?

At least now you don't have to worry about being the father and an uncle to a child.


Thanks, man. It's one major thing I'm not going to have to worry about in life.
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I'm still 100% virile, just in case your wives change their minds... I can make a deposit on your behalf.
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Old 07-31-2018, 10:22 AM   #11
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Maybe you should hit up a cuckold forum. I hear some of those dudes will pay for another guy to knock up their wives.
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Just for reference OP, are you single or in a relationship/married? It's difficult to find women that don't want kids or want to limit it to one in my experience. Especially here in the south.
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i would like to thank you guys for not reporoducing.
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I got married back in April. She thought she wanted kids, but she eventually saw the light and realized that there is no going back if we were to have one. I think she understands that the best types of kids are the ones you can give back to their parents.

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Make sure you actually follow through to verify you're shooting blanks. Some guys get lazy and just assume they are good, then have another kiddo. I've known a few, lol.

I had a few swimmers upon my first follow up, so I'm glad I checked and got the all clear afterward. Just had to crank out some extra rounds, so to speak.
Shouldn't be an issue for OP...
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I'm going in the fall. We have 2 kids and are DONE.

Is there any reason to get put completely under during the procedure? What do you feel if you stay awake?
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You don't really feel anything as a man because they freeze that area.

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I worked a job in rural GA in my late 20s. EVERY fking woman on the manufacturing floor was asking me if my wife was pregnant yet. They were relentless and couldn't take a hint that no, it's none of your goddamn business.

One of the women who worked for me was a grandmother at like 34.
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