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Old 05-13-2019, 08:18 AM   #601
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This may be old news, don't have time to scroll back atm.


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Old 05-24-2019, 02:35 PM   #602
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This one is amazing

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The Florida Trifecta: Woman Gets Arrested At A Traffic Stop For Giving Road Head, Drinking Beer And Smoking Crack



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The Florida Trifecta: Woman Gets Arrested At A Traffic Stop For Giving Road Head, Drinking Beer And Smoking Crack



She looks exactly like what I imagine a crack smokin' cock suckin' beer drinkin' Florida woman would look like.
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And she is only 23 years old!!!
The 4 years she spent indoors at juvy must have preserved her youthful skin.
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Foreplay with a gun ended with a woman getting shot and killed, and her partner charged with manslaughter.

The HIllsborough County Sheriff's Office arrested 23-year-old Andrew Charles Shinault on Friday.

According to investigators, he accidentally shot a woman in her 20's last Sunday as the two started to get intimate with his registered hand gun. The shooting happened at his home in Valrico. The woman received a gun shot wound to her upper body. She died at Brandon Regional Hospital.

Shinault is being held at the Orient Road Jail on a charge of manslaughter with a weapon. His bond is set at $50,000.
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A 46-year-old woman from Palmetto, Fla. stabbed herself in the stomach with a kitchen knife three times and told responding police she did it because of Donald Trump. According to the police report posted by the Smoking Gun, she was "tired of living in Trump's country."

The woman, whose name has been redacted from the police report, was covered in blood when the responding officer arrived at the scene. When the officer asked her what was wrong, she lifted her shirt and exposed her stomach.

"I observed three stab wounds," the officer's report states, adding that the wounds were still bleeding.

The woman then told the officer, "I'm tired of living in Trump's country; I'm tired of Trump being president."
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A charter boat captain was arrested in Florida after getting intoxicated, firing a handgun and refusing to take the frightened passengers to shore in a nightmarish ordeal that lasted more than 17 hours.

Passenger Carlo Lopeparo told Yahoo Lifestyle that he had been on captain Mark Bailey’s boat, Double Marker, several times before without incident, but this fishing trip was different.

Witnesses told Sarasota police that Bailey had consumed multiple beers while driving the boat. One passenger claims to have watched Bailey drinking rum, too, and another alleges that the captain was also snorting cocaine, according to ABC Action News.

About 60 miles out, Lopeparo asked fellow 16-year-old passenger Jason Rialmo to fetch him a beer from a bucket next to the captain. When the teen grabbed the beer, Bailey reportedly banned him from giving it out. Thinking he was joking, Rialmo kept going — so the irate captain grabbed the teen by the neck, ripping off his necklace.

Passengers rose to Rialmo’s defense, getting into an altercation with Bailey, according to WFLA. They ultimately decided to let it go, even as the captain continued to imbibe. Later in the boat ride, Bailey told 25-year-old passenger Chris Giuffre he wanted to speak with him — and what the captain shared was terrifying: “I have a gun and if I want to, I will put a bullet in each of your heads and leave you out here,” Bailey reportedly said.
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Poland: Hold my beer

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A man was arrested in Brevard County after police said he stole pool floats to keep himself from raping women.

According to the Miami Herald, Christopher Monnin, 35, was arrested Thursday by Palm Bay Police officers after he allegedly broke into the deck of a house to steal pool floats.

Police followed him to a vacant house, where they found 75 floats.

According to the arrest report, Monnin said he "sexually gratifies himself with pool floats instead of raping women."
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This Florida man thought he bought a villa for $9,100 in an online auction, but in reality he just won the patch of grass between two of them.

And it turns out the 100-foot-by-1-foot strip of land Kerville Holness purchased is valued at only $50.

His new property starts at the curb where two mailboxes sit, goes under a wall separating the garages of two adjoining villas and goes through the back lot - and officials said there's no way he's getting a refund.

Holness claims photos linked to the auction site showed the villa as being what he was bidding on, but the appraiser's site and county's tax site shows the negligible value of the property, no building value and that the land is only 100 square feet, the South Florida Sun Sentinel reported.
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